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Hello. I am DeChunk, here to bring you Terrible Adaptation Ideas! from every corner of the imagination. No medium will be left out in our quest to create the worst adaptations of your childhood memories, scarring you for life, but more importantly making you laugh at it's plausibility at the hands of Hollywood producers. Note that these are not real, and have been made up with the sole purpose of diving face first into cliche and tangenting into the derivitive. So with no further prolonging, enjoy these Terrible Adaptation Ideas!